Turns out that I’m more smug than a Prius driver. I assumed that my pantry wouldn’t be filled with too much crap because, hey, I shop at Whole Foods! I’m a kombucha drinker! I meditate! You know exactly where this is going. The bigger they are, the harder they fall and I’m bleeding from the […]
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Do These Genes Make Me Look Fat?
Answer: Yes, and potentially droolingly incompetent. Let me explain by also explaining why I’m trying to go without refined sugar for an entire year. I’m not going sugar-free because I’m fat. Well, I’m sort of fat for Boulder. Boulder is home to low-BMI uber-athletes and juice-fasters of every stripe who look like this: Whereas I’m […]